Keep Hitting Rock Bottom: Michael Strahan, A Giants Legend, Was On TV Cracking Jokes About How Dumb They Are As A Franchise

Jesus, man. I've never been happier to be distracted by kids and helping get some shit done so I could miss this live during pregame. Sidenote, not really a secret, but any parent should always take advantage of pregame shows to help out as much as possible before sitting down for the start of the game. Treat all those little breaks as your chance to help, go all out, maximize the amount of game you can watch.

Back to this though. I thought maybe we'd have a day where the Giants wouldn't be talked about as a dumb franchise. Maybe we wouldn't talk about Xavier McKinney leaving in free agency and saying shit like this: 

Then the whole Saquon thing, we know about. John Mara, the ultimate idiot leading this franchise into the ground, talking about how he wouldn't sleep if Saquon went to the Eagles. Well guess what? You guys fucked it up a year prior by extending Daniel Jones and franchise tagging Saquon. Pretty simple you could have offered Saquon a deal (still hate the idea of paying a running back a ton of money, especially when we are a garbage team with no line. There's a reason Saquon didn't win dick in New York) and franchise tagged Daniel Jones. The average mind on Twitter all knew that was the smart thing to do. Somehow our front office was too dumb for that. 

I'm not even mad at Michael Strahan. We need more former players like Strahan to call out the franchise. In fact we need someone like Strahan to call out Mara too. This isn't just a Joe Schoen problem. It starts with Mara, remind him he's a fucking sad owner, who cracks jokes and makes mistakes all the time. Good start to the playoffs. Love it, great reminder of how pathetic the Giants are.