Get Tyreek Hill The Fuck Out Of Miami

First and foremost, I want to start by thanking Tyreek Hill for everything he’s given this franchise over the past three years. Whether it was putting up nearly 2,000 receiving yards in back-to-back seasons or getting arrested before the season opener, I will always appreciate what he’s done for this team.

If there’s one thing we know about Tyreek Hill, it’s that he doesn’t know when to pull out—whether it’s with his five or six different baby mamas or declaring to the media, “I’m out, bro,” immediately after an embarrassing Week 18 loss to the Jets. Tyreek’s timing is always terrible. And the worst part? He doesn’t even seem to care. Just look at his new profile picture.

On top of that, this man has the audacity to tweet, “Come through Aventura Mall today and shop,” as if Dolphins fans haven’t already spent thousands upon thousands of dollars on him and the sorry excuse of a team he plays for.

He's even leaning into it with fans on twitter. 

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We get it, Tyreek—you don’t care. But we do. For you, playing for the Dolphins is just a three-year deal that gave you generational wealth. For us, this team is part of who we are. Players come and go, but fans are here forever.

And considering how awful you were this season, you’re in no position to troll this fan base. Have some respect, No. 10. This fan base has shown up for you year after year, and the moment things get tough, you take the first opportunity to jump ship? Say less.

Frankly, I don’t even care what the return is—if you don’t want to be here, get the fuck out.