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Bulls SF Torrey Craig Goes Public With Rapper Megan Thee Stallion, Immediately Gets Outed By An Instagram Model Who Screenshotted Their Conversations

I was trying to find a tweet to start this blog about how the 7th through 10th men on an NBA roster is the best job in sports. You make millions of dollars, can say you're an NBA player without really having to put in that much effort on the court, and go about your life in an otherwise much difficult way. It's like the backup quarterback argument, but being an NBA player is infinitely cooler anyway. I couldn't find it, but believe me it happened and I think I agree. They were saying this when Royce O Neale "popped out" with his girlfriend for holiday photos:

Fast forward a week, and we now find out that sometimes it comes with a much higher price, like scrutiny and revealing of all your public DMs you've ever sent when you inevitably start dating one of the biggest female rappers on the planet who has 30 million Instagram followers. Listen, I went through all of the messages Torrey was sending, and besides the fact that he may be a little freaky, sue the guy, this doesn't seem to have any crossover whatsoever. I did laugh for a solid minute straight after reading a DM he sent that said "do milk still come out". Rizz like you read about. 

I'd even venture to say that this is Torrey's best achievement on or off the court after securing someone like Meg The Stallion. He's been on a zillion teams in the 7 seasons he's been in the league, and somehow someway is dating an A-list celebrity. Respect.

Twitter deleted the initial post of the Instagram model who outed him, claiming it "violated X's rules", which seems incredibly hard to do in an Elon world, but I digress, here's her followup about not sparing men:

Torrey then took the age-old method of deleting your Instagram messages and screenshotting them to claim like you never sent any in the first place and she was just some obsessed fan:

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He thought he was slick in what is the most obvious conversation of all time. Let this entire story be a lesson to any person, regular or famous, that Instagram added vanish mode for a reason. If you're going to be asking milk questions on a social media platform with your name on it, you best provide yourself with some backup in case things go south. And good luck to Torrey Craig, who now has to deal with the Meg The Stallion fanbase known as the "Hotties", who will be on his ass if he even blinks the wrong way. I don't think they're as scary as the Swifties, but still not a group I'd like to mess with, so I'm a fan of this new budding romance. Don't fumble Torrey!

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