Looking For Serious Advice: The USPS Is 100% Stealing My Mail (Again)

Listen I know I've had my dust-ups with the United States Postal Service in the past. But I do want to make it very clear here in advance that I am not trolling, over exaggerating, or trying to make content with this one. I'm looking for our rather large and helpful audience to give me some legitimate advice on how to move forward with this one. Because the fact of the matter is that I've moved on from "thinking" the USPS is stealing my mail. I am officially declaring it that I KNOW the USPS is stealing my mail.

Take a listen to the video and let me know what you come up with, but as of now, here's what I think my options are:

1. Contact the Post Office (again). I'll be transparent with you all....I tried to start the process after my first piece of mail never made it to my hands, after making it to my mail carrier, but then was like fuck it. It's just one gift card and what am I going to do? Get a guy fired? Spend hours filling out forms and talking to people for....$25? So yeah, option 1 is to actually go through with their process.

2. Do an old fashioned Stake Out. Hide in my lobby until the Mail Carrier shows up and question him to his fucking face. 

3. Mail myself a TRAP. Can I get like an air tag and track the whole thing? 

Bottom line: my junk mail, bills, and random ass flyers continue to make it to my mail box every single day, but I am consistently not getting handwritten cards with value in them. What should I do?