All Heart: Big Man Dirt Racer Sprints Down The Track To Try And Attack Another Driver, Fails Miserably Leading To The Saddest Fight

Based on my research (saw a few tweets) this is the Gateway Dirt Nationals, apparently a big thing. Can't say I'm a huge dirt racing fan or know much about it. But I do know funny and this man at a full sprint for 50 yards, not stopping to take a breath or run out of breath is as impressive as it gets. Might explain the glorified tickle fight in the car, he wasted all his energy just getting there. You can't expect this fella to have a full tank after that sort of sprint. 

But goddamnit this is why we need the Internet. I would never see such a thing and quite frankly it's one of my favorite clips of the year. Dude just at a dead sprint, the announcers perfectly playing it and then the struggle to rip a helmet off. It's perfect. Needed someone to help him out, get the helmet off and let's see what these two racers have in a brawl. You already have the dirt, bring TJ Lavin out and do a little hall brawl. I'd take my money on the guy sprinting to win that. But you can't let this brouhaha end the way it did. It's just sad. This is the Gateway Dirt Nationals! You gotta leave it all on the dirt.

I can't stop laughing at the guy finally stepping in at the end. No effort at all to get him out of there. Looks like me carrying my 2-year old away from my 5-year old. Just a quick reach, move them around and sit back down. I assume that's what he did based on the lack of struggle there. Fastest kid alive.