Adam Schefter Says He Once Broke A Story While In Bed With A Woman After They Had Sex For The First Time

SCHEFTY, YOU DOG YOU!!! Not as much for sharing the story, but for the cheeky reaction when remembering those sweat soaked bedsheets in Denver during his days covering the Broncos that was the obvious answer to Kevin's question.

To be honest, I didn't know any of the internet creatures we rely on to get our breaking news fresh off the hot stove actually did any of the normal human acts in order to be the first one who told the world what a random athlete was doing. I'm not only talking sex but eating, going to the bathroom, or even sleeping. I know it doesn't make sense on a human level like girls never pooping or teachers living in the school. But I figured since there is no offseason or even offminute for a breaking news reporter, they would just live a life of nothingness until they inevitably burnt out, which is why everyone acted like Woj was a soldier leaving war for retiring from his texting phone.

Then again, the closest thing we have to Schefty here at Barstool is Steven Cheah and he the only thing he talks about more than football is eating pussy.

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So maybe the only thing guys like this love more than pigskin is pusskin, which is obviously fine. 

I would say it was a tough look for this girl that Schefty still rolled over after their first time together biblically to report in a Twitterless world that Dale Carter was about to be suspended considering he had a rough first season in Denver before his career went deep sea diving (the non-Steven Cheah variety).

But Schefty clearly had enough post-nut clarity after getting the scoop in multiple ways to realize that breaking a free agent bust being suspended was somehow, some way going to make him the NFL Insider of all NFL Insiders for the Worldwide Leader, which clearly trumped any sort of cuddle session after being a different type of insider.

Let's go to Steven Cheah for his thoughts on this decision.