There's Nothing The World Deserves More Than To See Deion And Shedeur Sanders Both End Up With The Dallas Cowboys
Julio Aguilar. Getty Images.The Dallas Cowboys have become such a disaster this season that even their stadium is making headline news on a weekly basis. Forget the fact that "Dem Boys" are 3-7. Forget the fact that they signed Dak Prescott to a 4-year, $240 million contract extension this past offseason. Forget the fact that Micah Parsons spends more time in the podcast studio than anywhere and desperately wants to be a Philadelphia Eagle. This is the only organization in major North American professional sports (NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, MLS) that hasn't won a home game in the year 2024.
Why is that? Well probably due to the fact that the stadium is built in a way that causes the sun to sear the players' retinas every time they look up. They have the sun lasering their own players in the eyes, and then they have giant pieces of sheet metal falling from the roof. Everything about the Dallas Cowboys is falling apart right now.
Which puts them in a desperate position. And when people are desperate, they make rash decisions. And those decisions usually end up being total dog shit, which isn't very unlike most of the decisions that Jerry Jones makes anyway. Would they be desperate enough to make a play to bring in the most high-profile father-son duo the NFL has ever seen?
God I fuckin' hope so.
The Dallas Cowboys serve one purpose in the NFL right now, and that is to be America's #1 reality show. Right now it's more of a sitcom than anything. It's funny and everything, but even some of the biggest Cowboy haters on the planet are going to start losing interest if it continues down this same path. Like you can just picture this entire Cowboys season with a laugh track playing behind it.
We need gasps. We need pure shock. We need more headlines than memes. And that's exactly what bringing in Deion and Shedeur Sanders would deliver. Because there's just no way in hell that a father-son coach player relationship is going to be anything but problematic in the NFL. At least not when we're talking about a head coach and a starting quarterback. Maybe you could get away with a defensive line coach father and a backup tight end son. But that Cowboys locker room already seems like a mess as it is right now. I can't imagine the shit show it'll turn into once you add that into the mix. And if there's one thing Jerry Jones covets over anything with the decisions he makes, it's control. He gives that up immediately by hiring Deion. We'd be looking at the most toxic franchise in the history of sports. Give it to us now.
Sidenote: Why would the Giants draft a quarterback this spring when they could just trade for Dak instead? The NFC East can't risk losing him.