Mike Tyson And Jake Paul ALLEGEDLY Weren't Legally Allowed To "Go At Each Other Hard" In Saturday Night's Pathetic Fight

For those wondering "Who the fuck is Whoo Kid?" (pun intended), he's a big time DJ in NYC and is friends with pretty much every rapper and athlete on the planet. He was 50 Cent's DJ. Now he's Waka Flocka's DJ. He has a show on Eminem's Sirius Channel where he interviews the biggest athletes and rappers. And he partied on the Gronk Cruise with us. He's the fucking man. 

So this isn't some random guy offering his opinion as fact on this. 

He was DJing in Dallas at the big post fight after party on Saturday night, and Jake Paul came in with his entourage to party and celebrate, and Whoo Kid was talking to him. 

So this is straight out of Jake Paul's mouth. 

If that's the case, then it explains a whole hell of a lot. Because that was the most pathetic excuse for a "fight" these eyes have ever seen. 

Tyson vs. McNeely was more rivoting than that bullshit.

And Paul/Whoo Kid have a very valid point- both of these guys could have and would have possibly killed the other had they fought for real. But for very different reasons. 

During the ref's instructions Tyson looked like the Tyson of old. Cold, dead eyes of a serial killer looking like he wanted to rip Paul's throat out like the guy in Roadhouse who used to fuck guys like Patrick Swayze in prison.  When they came out of their corners for the first bell, Tyson threw a very early left jab that sent Paul stumbling back 5 feet. He would have killed him from the raw power he still possesses at age 60. Paul could have killed Tyson because, as we all could see, Tyson can barely move his back is so fucked up and his knee didn't look too great either. He also, literally almost died for real. He had such a bad ulcer a few months ago he almost bled to death. 

Poor guy is in very rough shape. 

Which makes it even worse that Paul set this whole thing up and tarnished Tyson's legacy the way he did to make a quick buck. Good for Tyson for finally getting a payday that he deserved his entire career (rot in hell Don King), but was it at too high of a cost? 

And how is that even allowed to begin with? I won't be shocked if Netflix and Paul get hit with some slimeball attorney's class-action lawsuit for defrauding the world out of $8.99 each. OR, is that why it was on Netflix vs. Pay Per View to begin with? Because it technically wasn't an actual fight, so they couldn't charge for it like it was one? Things that make you go hmmm.

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The only thing worse than that display of boxing, was the actual telecast of it. 

Netflix couldn't have fucked this thing up more if they tried. 

First off, why the fuck was old ass Rosie Perez on our tv the entire night? 

Secondly, didn't you guys pretty much invent streaming? How do you fuck up something that bad that you fucking invented? 

Amazon Prime does those kinds of numbers every Thursday Night Football telecast and never have buffering issues like the entire country pretty much experienced. Clean it the fuck up. 

p.s. - What made that fight look even worse, was the women's fight right before it was a fucking brawl. Those two women were warriors man. Amanda Serrano's fucking eyeball was falling out and she refused to quit. She kept coming like a pitbull.