Connor Stalions Has Left His Coaching Job To Join Another High School Staff For The Playoffs To Try And Flip Their 5-Star LSU Commit QB To Michigan
Listen I know I was on about a blog-a-day pace about Connor Stalions for a little while, but if you're noticed, I've stopped talking about him completely ever since he hoodwinked the Bussin Boys into being his mouthpiece full of lies. Great interview, don't get me wrong, but we're just going to trust everything the guy says and paint him as a cat-and-mouse genius without putting his feet to the fire about this?
After I saw the Netflix documentary in which this self-proclaimed Einstein that can remember thousands upon thousands of signals couldn't recall if he dressed up as a coach and stood on another team's sideline less than a year before, I stopped giving him publicity. Other decision makers at this company decided that lying, stealing, and cheating should be rewarded with an internship….but not me. I'll say this: it'll be very interesting if this clown does come to work here. But that's a blog that we'll cross if it comes to it. For now, we'll focus on how he just finished an amazing first season of coaching high school football….
….and now he immediately takes another high school job (?) for the playoffs only. I'm not going to get too far into it because again, I don't want to give this clown the time of day anymore, but how bad of a look is that for the school? And Stalions? But apparently they think it's a good idea, seeing as the main target is Bryce Underwood, the 5-star QB that is committed to LSU but Michigan is trying to flip.
If I'm Bryce Underwood, I tell my coach he can go fuck himself for bringing in an outsider during a playoff run all because he's a Michigan fan. This is at best a selfish move, at worst a publicity stunt that brings unnecessary drama to a team and coaching staff during the most important time of the year. But I'm guessing Stalions is coming in for more than advanced scout metrics about their upcoming opponents. I'm guessing he's also coming with a bag of about $3 million dollars, courtesy of my awesome boss, Dave Portnoy.
Does Stalions think that if he gets Underwood to flip that he'll be welcomed back to Michigan? Does he realize that he's….once again….a lackey for an organization that doesn't give a fuck about him and laughs at him behind closed doors? Use him til you don't need him anymore. That's Michigan's relationship with Connor Stalions and he just doesn't see it.
