#FREEDAWN - The Providence Duck Has Been Banned From Attending Future Games, Entire Season Now Feels Cursed

We were introduced to the newest member of Providence's army on Monday night. The duck, otherwise known as #theduck, because at Providence everything is a hashtag. Sure, they shouldn't have been in a close game with Central Connecticut State but shit gets weird in college basketball. We found out more about the duck. 

The perfect unofficial mascot for Providence. It makes no sense how you get a duck in there, but that's Providence. I say it all the time, they are the best Twitter army out there. They are ruthless, funny, creative and all of that. Providence was ready to embrace the duck, until this came out: 

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What the fuck! You struck lightning in a bottle. You have the good luck duck. You have everyone talking about the duck and not the fact you barely beat CCSU. Health safety concerns? Come on, this is college. Y'all remember how you lived in college. It's disgusting. Every dorm, every college house is a health safety concern. Get the duck his own spot in the Dunk (stop calling it the AMP) and enjoy winning games. It's a no-brainer decision that everyone needs to agree on. It's time to fight against authority and get that duck back where he belongs.

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