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Just Another Day At Laguardia As A Raccoon Fell From The Ceiling

NY Post - They flew into a frenzy. Frightened staff and flyers at LaGuardia Airport fled the Spirit Airlines’ gate after a rambunctious raccoon was spotted hanging from the ceiling before dropping to the floor of the Big Apple terminal, shocking footage shows.

Shrieks of horror filled the budget carrier’s section of the facility when the wild critter burst through an open part of the ceiling and scurried around the airport Monday morning.

Nothing shocks me anymore, at least when it comes to airports. People without shoes on? People passed out on the floor. People with no respect for personal space. And let's not even get started on the eating and drinking habits. A full on free for all if you will. So it really shouldn't shock me, especially in a NY airport that a raccoon falls from the ceiling but I'm still amazed I'm sorry. 

How on earth does a raccoon get into an airport? Rightfully so, if you fart in an airport security knows about it. So how in the hell does a raccoon sneak through the cracks and end up in of all places the ceiling? I'm literally amazed. And of all animals to be a raccoon. Yuk. Raccoons scare the shit out of me, the rabies, the eating of garbage, the claws, everything. I want no part of a raccoon. In fact crazy hot take, I rather have a bear in an aiport because at least I can throw an old lady or two in front of me as I hightail it out of there like Carl Lewis (shoutout Danny Boy Cane). 

Airports really are the wild wild west.