CAT FIGHT: Britney Spears Is PISSED After Kristin Cavallari Accused Her Of "Being A Clone" On Her Podcast
E News - After The Hills alum recently shared on her podcast that she believed the “Lucky” singer was, in fact, a clone, she said she received an interesting request.
“I get a call from my publicist,” Cavallari revealed on the Nov. 5 episode of Let’s Be Honest. “He calls me and he goes, ‘Guess who wants your phone number?’ And I go, ‘Who?’ Britney f--king Spears!”
The 37-year-old, who previously met Spears at her Las Vegas residency in 2014, explained that she felt the pop legend had heard about the comments she made on her podcast and wanted to dispel the rumors.
“My big thing was Kanye West I think is a clone, but I also said Britney is not Britney,” she noted. “So Britney obviously caught wind of that. So my initial reaction was, I was scared. I’m not gonna lie. Like, they're f--king onto me, man. They did not like that podcast episode. Like, give her my number.”
“Britney sent me a text,” Cavallari said. “I’m not gonna read it. I would love to read it. It was a bit of a rollercoaster.”
However, when the Very Cavallari star texted the “Oops!... I Did It Again” singer separately from the group, her opinion changed.
“I text her separately. And I’m so nice,” the Tennessee-based star noted. “I’m like, ‘Hey, I’m hardly in L.A. anymore, but when I come in December, I’ll let you know. We should hang out.’ And then she just never f--king responded.”
Cavallari quipped, “Now I do think you’re a f--king clone. I don’t think it’s you. I don’t want to hang out.”
The reality star said that she felt the reach out was an attempt to silence her after she voiced her thoughts on Spears.
“To me now it’s all bulls--t, which I thought from the jump,” she insisted. “This does not seem genuine to me. You just proved my point. You’re not trying to hang out. You’re trying to shut me the f--k up because I’m obviously onto something.”
I'm trying to find the right way to say this.
I fucking love Jay Cutler. Always have since he got here and he invited Neil and I to his charity events when not a single soul in Chicago (besides Carl) knew what the fuck "Barstool Sports" was. He walked us around the room and introduced us to everybody and bragged about how big the company was going to be. When Big Cat took over, they became best friends, we got to put a team together for his annual Beach Volleyball Tournament, got to go on his annual Cruise on Lake Michigan, tickets to games, and on and on. Nicest guy ever. And best QB the Bears have ever had.
That said, I also fuckin love Kristin Cavallari. (For obvious reasons). And just when I thought she couldn't get any hotter, she goes completely off the reservation, and shatters the "Hot - Crazy Matrix" with this take.
Cavallari just threw herself into the deep end of Hollywood’s favorite rabbit hole: clones. Kristen dropped the bomb on her podcast that Kanye’s a clone, which totally makes sense, and that Britney Spears is one also. And while that alone is a power play in hot girl crazy, her story only gets better.
So, a little bit of background on the whole "clones in Hollywood" conspiracy theory. It essentially claims that certain celebrities are secretly replaced by clones to control their actions, speech, and public image. This theory has roots in the belief that the entertainment industry, or a shadowy group behind it, wants to maintain control over influential figures. When a celebrity starts acting "weird" or changes too much, the theory goes, it’s because they've been swapped out for a clone, a look-alike, or a "synthetic" version.
Fans and conspiracy theorists often point to sudden or drastic changes in a celebrity's behavior as evidence of cloning. If a pop star like Britney Spears suddenly seems distant or "off" in interviews, or Kanye West starts dropping strange rants, the theory might be that they’ve been replaced or "programmed" differently.
As Cavallari pointed out, Kanye alluded to this in a paparazzi interview he gave before he disappeared from public view for quite some time.
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THIS, after Kanye himself made mention of the theory -
According to the theory, there are top-secret labs (think Area 51 but for celebrity DNA) where these clones are created. The organizations behind it are sometimes vaguely named but often hinted at as shadow governments, secret societies like the Illuminati, or "big entertainment", Hollywood handlers. Aka professionals. These labs supposedly have the technology to make genetically identical copies and even transfer memories or "program" them.
Another aspect of the theory is that if a celeb's behavior or appearance is suspiciously different, the actual star might be "in hiding" while a double or clone takes the stage. These doubles allegedly allow studios or managers to keep the money machine rolling, even if the real person has gone rogue or wants to take a break from fame.
Suggesting that if celebrities are clones, they might be brainwashed or reprogrammed to behave a certain way, sometimes by re-imprinting memories or wiping out parts of their original personality. People interpret these "odd" moments, like celebrities saying strange things or losing track mid-conversation, as "glitches" in the clone's programming.
Think the movie Manchurian Candidate
Alá "Mitch The Glitch"
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Or Katy Perry
Now, you might say Kristen’s losing it, but come on, this only confirms one thing: the "Crazy Hot Matrix" never lies. Everyone knows that the crazier the girl, the hotter she is. And vice versa. And Kristen? She’s got crazy on lock.
And honestly, you’d have to be a little nuts to catch Britney’s attention in 2024, right? Britney, a woman we’ve seen dance with knives on Instagram, somehow zeroed in on Kristen talking about her being a clone. Let that sink in here.
Kristen, with all the finesse of a reality TV star who just opened Pandora’s box, tried to play it cool. Telling Britney, “Hey, I’ll be back in L.A. in December. We should totally hang out.” And Britney, who, let’s be real, may or may not actually be Britney, totally ghosted her. Not a peep. Nada. Niente. And that’s when Kristen doubled down. She’s convinced now. Britney is a clone. Her tinfoil hat theory is solidified, and she’s not even remotely backing down. In fact, she’s sitting there thinking, “You just proved my point."
She’s crazy enough to think she's onto something, and fearless enough to lean into it. Kristin Cavallari. So hot.
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