Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards Recorded A Zach Bryan Diss Track Called "Smallest Man"

I originally started this blog saying that I wasn't going to sit here and comment on somebody else's relationship, but on second thought, fuck that, I am. 

Bri is a great girl, who uprooted her life pretty much only to get duped by the guy she trusted most. I don't care who you are, or what you've done, that fucking sucks. I'm pretty sure everybody can relate, and if you can't, be grateful. It's the worst. 

Now, should she have probably seen it coming given the circumstances and her ex's past? Some people are saying - yes. 

By some people, I'm referring to Dave; who claims he was never a fan of Zach's since day 1. 

Now, is it odd that Dave felt this way yet still said yes to joining Bryan on stage as his guest of honor for his concert at Gillette this past summer? The Portnoy haters will be quick to say yes, probably so. But Team Portnoy here will be just as quick to point out that it's called being supportive of your friend's boyfriend's music gig. 

Dave likes to say that he's "not a favor guy" all the time, but I'd argue the opposite. 

Bri mentioned last week that she wasn't going to be recording for a little bit and taking a leave of absence

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So Dave and Josh decided to take up for their friend and co-host, at a time when she's down. Something noble that should be applauded. Say what you will about Dave, but the man is as loyal as they come. And he loves a good mud fight. 

First he had Bri's back on The Unnamed Show and BFF Podcast. He dedicated the Taylor Song "Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" (a diss track about Scooter Braun) to Bri, directed at Bryan, on Twitter. 

And now we get news that one the greatest battle rappers of this generation has got back in the lab, dusted off his notepad, and wrote some bars directed at Bryan for a diss track titled "Smallest Man". 

It drops tonight on Youtube at midnight and if it's half as good as the multi-diamond hit "Rise Pageviews Rise", we should be in for some fireworks.

Tune in below on Youtube at Midnight tonight.

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And check back here after it drops for a breakdown and reaction. 

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- UPDATE -

They just dropped a teaser for it. And if I'm being honest, the beat on this knocks so hopefully this is what they laid the verses over. 

——— UPDATE ———

Track dropped