Doug Gottlieb Was In Hell During His Coaching Debut, Had To Be The Sweatiest Man In America

College basketball is a copycat sport. You see someone with success do something, you immediately try to replicate it: 

Tough look for Gottlieb here though. Made his debut at his alma mater, played Oklahoma State tough and all people are talking about is how he was fucking drenched. I know he's trying to look professional, but it might be time to hang up the shirt and tie and just go team 1/4 zip the rest of the season. Can't be the guy with sternum sweat if you're not a lock for the Tournament. Bruce Pearl can get away with it, because we just accept Bruce Pearl as a sweaty dude who has Auburn as a consistent Tournament team. Gottlieb is in year 1 at Green Bay, gotta work your way up to this. 

I know it might be taboo (to some around here) to say this, but I feel bad for Gottlieb. No one wants to be the first sweaty guy. Any man here knows exactly what I'm talking about. Been to an outdoor wedding once in your life and that back starts to get a little moist. You gotta fight through it. Keep that jacket on, do not be the first one to take it off. I wouldn't even be the second one to take it off. Gotta wait for other guys to get a little loose and show their sweat first. No worse feeling than knowing your shirt is drenched and there's nothing you can do about it.