Jameis WINSton Just Led The Dead Last Browns Over The Super Bowl Contender Ravens....And Then Quoted Eminem In His Post Game Interview

And then Jesus looked up and said, "With Jameis, anything is possible". 

I'm not a huge Bible guy, but I'm pretty sure that if the author's ever decide to write a new, New Testament, that will have to be an amended line. Because I simply do not know how to describe what just happened today in Cleveland without insinuating that Jamies is a God among men. Folks, the Browns came into this game with a 1-6 record, tied for worst in the league. The Ravens came into this game with a 5-2 first place in the AFC North record, as well as the 2nd most favorable odds to win the Super Bowl. The Browns had to break in both a new play caller AND new signal caller in this game, against one of the best teams in football, while having not scored 20 points in a single game this season, until.....JAMEIS WINSTON THREW FOR 334 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWNS, THE BROWNS SCORED 29 POINTS, AND WE BEAT THE FUCKING RAT BIRDS!!!!!!

(and what's crazy is that the game wasn't even close to the most electric thing....check out his post game)

I mean, you gotta put this guy in the Hall of Fame one day. I don't know if his skills and stats will qualify for Canton, but he is simply too hot on the mic to not get to give a speech in a gold jacket. I'll admit that I walked into the Gambling Cave this morning and said that even Jameis, paired with the spirit of the legend Jimmy Donovan flying above the stadium, wouldn't be enough to overcome how shitty our team is. But then I saw this in the pregame and I quickly changed my tune.

It's crazy to me how much of a different football team we looked like today. Is that really all because Deshaun is unlikable and Jamies is the most likable human on Earth? The crazy thing is….Yes, I really think that's the only difference. We fought today. We scrapped today. We came back we were down today. But even crazier than all that, for the first time this October….and it's the 27th….we actually held a lead today. The Jameis Winston Effect. (Not to mention our quarterback play was simply 1000x better). Hand up, I was flat out wrong that it wasn't all Deshaun Watson. I thought you could sub in Tom Brady in his prime and he wouldn't be able to drag this team out of the shitter. Not only did Jameis do that, he beat the Ravens. Insane.

So now I guess the question is where do we go from here? I'm on a Browns high right now, but even under that influence, I still realize we're now 2-6 and have just about a 0.0% chance of doing anything meaningful this year. I figured we need to win 10 games….maybe 9….to make the playoffs. Find me 7 more wins in this slate.

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I see 4 at the max. And that puts us square in the middle of no man's land, where we don't have a top pick but we also don't get to play meaningful football. I said this when they announced Jameis the starter. It's cool and I bet we actually win a few games because of it, but fuck, when it's all said and done….we're going to be deciding what to do with an expensive piece of shit (Deshaun) while trying to draft a franchise QB in the middle of the first round. That's not where you want to be in today's NFL.