In A Shocking Plot Twist, OnlyFans GOAT Corinna Kopf Says She Can't Retire Yet Because Walking Away From $300,000+ A Month "Seems Stupid"
So I wrote a blog yesterday about the OnlyFans world and Glenny Balls being shook to their very core after the undisputed GOAT of OnlyFans Corinna Kopf had announced she had left it all on the field and was walking away with her $67 million career earnings:
I say GOAT because anyone making NBA/NFL money in 3 years for taking pictures and videos squarely falls into that category for me. Anyway, it seems like we've got a Jordan returning in 1995 here, because Corinna said she's not going anywhere ... for now. You gotta wonder if this was all just a big marketing stunt that helped her make millions of dollars in a day after people decided it was either now or never to subscribe to her page. We'll never know, and that's what makes Corinna worth $100 million and the rest of us pale in comparison. You can't teach that type of marketing in schools.
I would have loved a Shams style announcement here, mainly because my social media brain is clicking and it was the easiest millions of impressions ever. Sources tell me that Corinna Kopf, $67 million career earnings, has decided to NOT hang up the cleats and will be returning for The Last Dance in the upcoming fiscal year. So congratulations to Corinna on her retirement/unretirement, inevitably making millions of more dollars, and providing pageviews in the process. Sit back and enjoy the show. Go queen go!
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