"I'm 2-0 With Arrythmias" Jim Harbaugh After Beating A Mid-Game Cardiac Episode (He Didn't Poop His Pants)

ICYMI About 2 minutes into today's Chargers-Broncos game Jim Harbaugh went to the blue medical tent and then immediately went to the locker room for a spell, leaving DC Jesse Minter to call the plays. After about 5 minutes of game time, he returned and resumed calling plays for the rest of the game. 

First off, glad coach is ok! '

Secondly, what a great quote. In fact, Demar Hamlin should be jealous of this record. 

Thirdly, NO, Jim Harbaugh did NOT shit his pants. I saw the speculation. "Illness", the waddle to the locker room. That walk was just a classic symptom of big arrhythmia, I swear! 

As for the people claiming he changed his pants, HE DID NOT. Here is pre and post poop cardiac episode. 

Same pants! I'm waiting on Darren Rovell for a RGB color comparison, but they look the same color to me. The only person that pooped their pants during this game was me when the refs reviewed the admittedly awesome-looking Sutton touchdown a catch. 

TRASHBAG CALL. However, a win is a win and we need all the ones in the AFC West that we can muster. By the way, is it safe to say that Sean Payton is one of the most overrated coaches in NFL history yet?