FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.  This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first…

She's the internet's newest sensation, but this stupid Moo Deng looks like a slick log of shit to me, and I hope she gets bullied by the baby rhinos.

LILLIAN SUWANRUMPHA. Getty Images.

The comments are open if you need to get anything off your chest.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large

Fuck that Thai hippo, and learn all about Japanese traditions instead on TWISTED HISTORY…

TAR

-L