Love Is DEAD: Kristin Cavallari Has Broken Up With Her 24 Year Old "Montana Boy" Boyfriend Who She Once Said "Gave Her The Best Sex Of Her Life"

It's not lost on me that a decent majority of you will probably have no idea what a Montana Boy is, so let me try explaining this headline before we get underweay. So Pat wrote a blog about 37-year old Kristin Cavallari dating 24 year old "Montana Boy" Mark Estes, who she said once gave him the best sex of her life:

Who are the Montana Boys? Just ask Tommy Smokes or maybe Dave who had them on his pod:

Anyway, in that blog, Pat had a quote from Mark where he said he wanted kids eventually with Cavallari. I am here to announce that it seems that unfortunately will not be occurring, because Cavallari wanted him to "experience life." I'm sure he's gonna be just fine judging by how this dude looks:

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But what a brutal way to get broken up with after your girlfriend who is almost 40 tells you that you need to go out there and experience life… and then explains it on a podcast for hundreds of thousands of people to see and then says "one day he'll thank me for this". Experience life is a hall-of-fame excuse in the breakup game. It's the tush push. You can run it every single time to perfection. It's not going to score you a touchdown, but it'll get you the first down and outta danger. If there's a lesson to be learned here for our heartbroken beau, it's maybe try to stay away from the podcast/influencers, especially ones who have back-and-forth wars using Call Her Daddy and Fofia With An F as their vehicles for drama:

Gotta wonder what Jay thinks about this whole thing. Anyway, love is dead, and sorry to the heartbroken Montana Boy who wanted a family and will have to look elsewhere. I heard Jennifer Lopez is newly single. Good luck out there.