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A 49ers Fan Ate Several Punches With His Face From An Outnumbered Rams Fan Yesterday In LA

This Niners fan, brimming with misplaced confidence, was practically begging that Rams fan to throw a punch. It was like he was offering free shots to his face. The Rams fan, already squared up and ready to rumble, doesn't need much convincing.

Niners fan, accompanied by a woman desperately trying to hold him back, struts closer. The Rams fan obliges with a perfectly timed left hook that sends the Niners fan's head snapping back like a Pez dispenser.

Speaking of which, what a little firecracker that lady was. She showed no fear.

The sad part was he had multiple opportunities to walk away unscathed, you could even see the guy with the Seahawk baseball jersey (lol)  take him aside and grab him to tell him fuck this, it's stupid. But he couldn't help himself. (More on this guy later)

 The Rams fan, clearly not a fan of gender equality in brawling, lands a vicious punch on her, and all hell broke loose.

The overconfident Niners fan, now regretting his life choices, charges forward. The Rams fan greets him with a right hook that sends him to his knees, praying to a higher power

He manages to get back up, only to find that the guy in the Seahawks baseball jersey has joined the party.  Like a scumbag, from behind him, he started unloading punches like it's a Black Friday sale, and soon the two were soon locked in a dance of fisticuffs.

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Back to our Niners fan, who's now been dropped to the canvas not once, not twice, but three times.

Security finally arrives, but it's a bit like calling the fire department after your house has already burned down. The Niners fan has received enough brain trauma for one Sunday afternoon, and probably the rest of the season.

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Meanwhile, the original Rams fan strolls away, sunglasses still perched on his nose, hat still firmly on his head. 

Once again, I'll never understand what possesses grown adults to act in this manner. Obviously, beer, but still. Clean it up people.

p.s. - it's crazy how bad the Rams get taken over by San Fran fans every year