A Kansas State Fan Has Vowed To Shove A Beefy 5 Layer Burrito Up His Ass If They Lose To BYU On Saturday
So I wasn't even going to give this guy with 443 followers and someone else's picture as his profile any publicity, seeing as we've already witnessed what happens when random accounts make lofty bets and their team loses, but Pardon My Take's Twitter account just ran with it so now so will I on the blog.
This epidemic needs to stop. The Florida State poop eater caught everyone's attention, but we as a country need to move on from this. We think this guy is going to really shove a Taco Bell Beefy 5 Layer Burrito up his ass if Kansas State loses on the road to 3-0 BYU this Saturday in a game where they're less than a Touchdown favorite? No, he's going to delete his Twitter like that pussy from Tallahassee did and move on with his life. Or Kansas State will win the game and he'll be treated like a hero for even putting himself out there which such a wacky bet! So crazy! He totally would've done it too!
No, there's only one type of clientele that should be allowed to make these types of bets and that's people with their name, face, and place of work out there. In no way am I calling myself above anyone on this planet, but when I posted this season long wager of what I'll do if Ohio State loses a game, I had one thing the rest of these jabronies don't: accountability.
I've got a million people out there that would come for my head if I don't get my pilot's license should Marshall beat Ohio State on Saturday. And if I deleted my account and moved on? I'd be fired from working here. And that folks is why mine is interesting and his is a yawn for me. 443 followers and no face? I do hope BYU wins on Saturday just so we can see another cowardly Twitter user delete his account and hopefully the public will stop falling for these dramatic bets.
….plus, how's he going to do it? How's he going to prove it? And final question….is he going to like it?
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