I Need To Apologize To Lady Feitleberg About Sushi

Listen it takes a gigantic man to step up and admit when they made a mistake. Just a guy with a huge nutsack. Somebody who doesn’t give a fuck about public persona. Somebody who has the internal fortitude to say I’m sorry. Today I’m gonna be that guy. Last year I wrote a blog insinuating that Feitleberg was partly gay for eating sushi for lunch. Guess what? That’s like all I eat for lunch nowadays. I’m addicted to it. I didn’t eat sushi till like 3 months ago and now it’s all I eat 24/7. I don’t know what happened. There is a chance I just thought I hated it but never tried it? I think I actually do that more than I think. If I think something is gross I just say I hate it and never try it. Well whatever the case may be now I can’t get enough of it. In fact now I feel like if you’re not eating sushi for lunch you’re a loser. So I’m here to apologize for to Lady Feitleberg and all sushi lovers. I was wrong.  It’ll probably be another decade before I’m wrong again but the point is I was wrong this time and I’m being a man about it. You’re welcome.