The Sounds Of The Cowboys Radio Broadcast Progressively Getting Sadder During Sunday's Demolition By The Saints Is A Symphony To The Ears Of 31 NFL Fanbases

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Blogger's Note: You know a thread is good when I break that oldie but goodie gif from the archives

I would like to go head and nominate @_piccone for an Internet Pulitzer if such a thing exists. I woke up this morning seriously contemplating if I should retire from watching the NFL after decades of it being my favorite sport because I am sick of my team being a Top 5 dysfunctional franchise over the last decade. However hearing the life slowly drain out of the voices of the Cowboys radio team like parents of a newborn during that absolute beatdown is the closest thing to happiness I, and other fans of shitty NFL teams, will get to experience on this sunny Victory Monday. Not only that, but fans of good teams or even average teams always enjoy wallowing in the Cowboys' misery since The Franchise Formerly Known As America's Team has somehow gloriously become America's Team To Point And Laugh At When Shit Goes Wrong, with this clip essentially being its national anthem.

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Usually we have to wait until mid-January to get this type of mopium injected into our brains. But Derek Carr and the Saints of all people were able to deliver to us while the weather is still nice and all of our teams are (mathematically) in the playoff race. For that, I promise not to make any mascara jokes for at least the rest of the season and will remove all their players from my Do Not Draft list for fantasy. Speaking of which, I would also like to apologize to anybody that played Alvin Kamara in fantasy yesterday for any PTSD this blog may have caused. No matter how you handicapped yesterday's game, there is no chance you saw THAT coming.