I AM FIRED UP FOR THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AND NIKKI HAS A 3RD LEG FOR YOU TO TAIL

FIRE ME UP!!! START THE GAME ALREADY—I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR. I woke up this morning ready for war, and I haven’t stopped pacing all day. Emotionally, I can’t afford to see this team lose to Buffalo. Screw all that loser mentality nonsense. It’s time for this team to either put up or shut up. I’m done watching Josh Allen stroll into our stadium and toss us around like a 5'0", 110-pound white girl. 

Tonight is the night we make a statement. Tonight is the night the bitch-ass Dolphins die. Everyone’s transitioning these days, so why can't this football team? Who says we can’t go from a finesse, soft team to the bullies of the NFL? Tonight either changes our identity or proves we’re still just a bunch of pussies.

Now, personal biases aside, I LOVE Nikki’s third leg tonight. I’m 3-1 on the year and two Jonathan Taylor yards away from being 4-0, and NO ONE knows this game better than me. So let me put y’all on some game.

Josh Allen 200+ passing yards  

- Last five games vs. Dolphins: 359, 320, 304, 400, 259

James Cook 75+ rushing/receiving yards  

- Dolphins can’t stop the run  

- Linebackers are trash  

- Plus, Josh Allen’s wrist is cooked  

Tua 1+ TD pass  

- If he doesn’t throw a touchdown tonight, sell the team