Shannon Sharpe Tells Ocho Cinco, "She Might Need An Ice Pack, But Nobody Was Harmed" In Response To His Sex Audio

"She might of had to put a lil ice pack down there but she good otherwise"

NAHH UNC YOU WILDING RIGHT NOW!!

Leave it to Shannon Sharpe and Ocho Cinco to turn leaked sex audio on IG Live into one of the funniest things on the internet. In most cases, especially with TV network personalities, you’d expect a full PR stunt and a deep, fake apology. But not good ol' Shannon Sharpe! This man is out here making the best lemonade money can buy out of the situation. He even had the nerve to say, "Nobody was hurt in the making of this audio," before hitting Ocho with that face.

I can’t get over Shannon Sharpe comparing having sex to playing in the NFL. “You know, you play a hard game, you ice,” and then Ocho saying she might be floating in Epsom salt right now listening to the show had me spitting out my coffee. I wish I could say that’s all they said, but there’s more!

"There's nothing wrong with your hips but we gotta work on your cardio" ARE THESE TWO SERIOUS ABOUT LIFE LMFAO???

Now, my only problem with this clip is that Shannon Sharpe is obviously lying about "already being in it for 25." Get the hell outta here. First of all, the only way you’re going 25 minutes is if you pop a Rhino pill or are so drunk you can barely feel your dick. Secondly, who even wants to go for 25 minutes? The stigma around lasting long is a joke. Just because you're laying pipe for 25 minutes doesn’t mean you're making her cum. It just means the sweat dripping off your forehead is going to end up in her mouth.

Anyway, Shannon, it’s all good, bro. We all get out of breath. It’s okay to admit it—nobody’s going to be mad at you. You’re one of us, brother, you’re good.

I’ll give you this, though, Shannon: “This ain’t no YouTube Short, this the full feature” is a Hall of Fame response to someone calling you out for only lasting a minute.