Shannon Sharpe Allegedly Accidentally Went Live While Having Sex

Based on the video I just watched, it looks like Uncle Shay Shay forgot to end his live stream before laying the pipe. Shannon Sharpe claims his Instagram account was hacked, and since I'm not an FBI agent or a journalist, I'm not going to investigate it. Instead, I'll give you my "First Take" (yes, I'm a comedic genius, I know).

First of all, even if someone did hack Shannon Sharpe, why would they go live while having sex? I'm not ruling it out entirely because there are a lot of freaks out there, but if I ever hacked into someone’s account with a following like Shannon Sharpe’s, the last thing I'd do is go live during sex. That would be the most humiliating minute of my life. Now, if the "hacker" had taken over his Instagram and started posting stuff about the war in the Middle East, like they did with Mbappé, then I’d be more inclined to believe the hacker's story. But since it’s all about laying pipe, I’m having a hard time believing he was hacked.

On the other hand, you’d think a guy like Shannon Sharpe would make sure to end his Instagram live before getting in someones guts. Personally, I check my Bluetooth settings four or five times before I even type PornHub into my browser. So catch me dead before you see me fucking on IG live. I also don’t get how you can go straight from IG live to laying pipe. No foreplay? Was she giving him head while he was still on IG? I don’t know. I just know something's not adding up here.

Lastly, the live chat had me in tears. Honestly, it’s my favorite part of the video. Everyone was spamming "UNC" in the chat.