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The Rizzler Heads Back To School: Will The Rizz Stop?

So this is an interesting journey. I do not think anyone has been in such a unique weird situation at a young age. The Rizzler has become such a huge internet celebrity in such a short amount of time. He has met so many celebrities, boomed or doomed, and now just has to go back to school. I wonder what his classmates, teachers, and more will even think of him. Will he keep posting? Will he focus on school? It's just a weird position where people around him will most likely try to keep him to keep up his internet presence but hopefully, he has time just to be a kid. I met the dude and like many people in the barstool office I was like, "Might as well make a clip with him". 

In that moment my brain sort of snapped out of this whole weird internet world we live in. Like The Rizzler has no grand plan, he doesn't have any aspirations past now till bedtime. What will become of the Rizzler down the line? He is now a huge internet meme, and luckily if he decides he just wants to duck everything he can grow up, his appearance will change and no longer be recognizable. But what if he abandons his studies and keeps down the Rizzler path? How can you maintain being the Rizzler. Will Teachers get mad at him if he starts tik toking and doing stuff in videos like cursing "Against the school's honor Code". There is just a lot of weird people in authority who need control and who don't like students having almost more power than them. That's the weirdest dynamic of this whole internet age. There are people who are in positions of power who hate that they couldn't predict the internet could subvert their authority. We are seeing that a lot now with athletes, coaches, honestly someone like Dan Bernstein from the whole Eddie debacle. 

There are just people out there that are pissed the internet has allowed a more equitable way to make a living, gain notoriety, and a following. Those people hate that they sacrificed whatever they had to and kiss whoever's ass they needed to get to the point they are at and now have to give into people who found success being genuine on the internet. I just hope these people never come after the Rizzler. He legit just loves Rizzing and candy. I hope he is able to have a regular vibe in the offline world and can have the future he wants. Maybe I am reading too far into it, but good luck to the Rizzler in his first day of school.