While Everyone Was Focused On Football This Weekend, Conor McGregor Announced He's Running For President

I really need to stop getting my hopes up when it comes to this Conor McGregor return. I hear good things, I get excited, and then he's at a motorcycle rally with little people and Dana says he won't fight in the next year....

....then I hear good things again, Dana comes out publicly and says he's got news on the horizon....

….and Conor McGregor announces he's running for President of Ireland next year?! What the fuck?!

Just get ONE return fight under your belt, McGregor! I'm begging you! 

After you smack Chandler around, THEN you can go and run for office and enjoy as many motorcycle rallies as you want. I've got way too much riding on your successful return this year, though! I've told dozens upon dozens (maybe hundreds) of people not too worry about McGregor….as long as he came back this year! I was so confident in a December fight date I straight up said to hit the panic button if it didn't happen! Now I'm gonna have to hit the panic button! And I didn't wanna do that!

That being said I am looking into dual citizenship and how to vote in Irish elections as an American citizen now. We will win this election.