IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!!!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today! 

Apologies for using a reference from a dated cult classic, but I've written this blog almost every year since I started at Barstool. The Giants started the season with a performance that completely underwhelmed everybody in the Tri-State Area. The offense stunk, the defense stunk, and the special teams did nothing which led to another 0-1 start for Big Blue.

I guess the one difference was the uniforms made from an acid trip gone wrong as the Giants celebrate their 100th year anniversary, which is cool if that's your kind of thing. Personally, the last 10 years of shit have overshadowed those 100 years I mostly wasn't alive for, especially since the Giants shove the few great memories we've had this century down our throats in hopes we won't notice the stench that has been growing here ever since the next generation of ownership has taken over.

Whatever. At least we are used to this feeling of having to rely on our bets, survivor leagues, and fantasy teams to make us happy during the NFL season. Hopefully all those aren't dead for you already as well.