Eagles Hold Off Packers In Brazil On The Shittiest Soccer Pitch On Earth

Voam águias voam, cadelas.

Excluding the field in which the NFL should be ASHAMED for putting their players to slip and slide all over on, what a game. Well, at least after the 1st quarter. That was legit the worst Eagles opening drive in the history of history

But the Birds fought hard and came through in a battle. Saquon with a casual hat trick in his debut. The defense was very clutch at times and gave up 29 points, but only gave up 9 pts on 3 offensive turnovers. Speaking of Hurts - You can hate Hurts for the turnovers tonight but you can't hate him for the effort. Dude is a beast show out there, especially on the final drive when the Eagles desperately needed to run out some clock. 

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Overall, a nice victory in the Southern Hemisphere. Now let's never fucking do it again. Go Birds.