Dave Portnoy Says He's 99% Sure He'll Get An Indiana Fever Tattoo If They Win The Championship This Season And Win Him $10,000,000
Our fearless leader could potentially be embarking on a journey into uncharted waters and go back on everything he believes.
This company was built on the idea of brick by brick, NOT schtick by schtick, so it's no schtick at all when he says he will potentially get a tattoo if his 100-1 odds/ $100,000 bet on the Indiana Fever winning the WNBA championship hits, and wins him an insane 10 MILLION DOLLARS.
That's 7 fucking zero's and two commas on a bet slip that would have to be a record for the largest pay out ever. Currently I believe the record belongs to Mattress Mack and his Houston Astros World Series bet that landed him around $72,000,000.
A victory cigar and champagne is nowhere near enough to celebrate if the largest bet of all time hits, so you have to go all out on the celebration. You need a daily reminder to yourself of the unprecedented accomplishment, and a way to tell everyone you have fuck you money (even more fuck you money if you're Dave). Personally, I'd get that tattoo as big as possible and put it right on my face to let the world know.
What would the tattoo look like? Will it be the Indiana Fever Logo? The WNBA championship trophy? A Mt. Rushmore like image of Caitlin Clark, Kelsey Mitchell, Aliyah Boston, and Lexie Hulls?
Being the lone fan of Indiana sports at a company dominated by east coast elitist markets can get extremely lonely for a hay seed like myself. It's been me vs a dozen trash bag New Yorkers on Pacers vs Knicks streams, standing up for the midwest, but with CC and the Fever, I don't walk alone. The biggest swinging dick at the company is all in on Indiana Fever basketball and it feels great to see Indiana get shine on all the big name shows.
A lot of people out there (the haters) will try to say the fandom isn't real, or it's all fake, but those losers couldn't be more wrong. Fever fans know ball.
This might be the first season I've paid real attention to the WNBA, but I'm all in. I might not have been the biggest fan in the past, but I haven't missed a game this season. I'm earning my stripes this summer by going out to bars and asking them to put on the Indiana Fever game. The shame and guilt the bartender will try to make you feel by taking up a TV with the WNBA doesn't even phase me anymore. These losers don't understand the first thing about greatness, they don't care about competition. BUT, a place to be able to go and watch the girls without judgement would be nice …
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Dave is blazing a trail for Fever fans and it feels great. Now, if you'll excuse me, The Fever are battling against the Minnesota Lynx tonight and the game just tipped. Hopefully the winning continues for the Fever and Dave gets a tattoo.
At the very least we need the bet to hit so Stu Feiner gets an Angel Reese tattoo. The way Stu says Angel Reese owns him is hilarious. While I am Caitlin Clark guy, I agree with Stu, I'd let Angel Reese tattoo my face with her high heels any day of the week.
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