Taylor Swift Dazzled In Denim While Bringing The Kansas City Chiefs Luck In Their First Win Of The Season

I don’t want to say I told you so but I mean…if you bet against the Chiefs in Game 1 with a 99.9% chance that lucky girlfriend Taylor Swift would be in the building, that’s on you. The Ravens put up a great fight and, being real….if the Chiefs were the ones with a BIG TOE out of bounds and lost a touchdown over it, ultimately losing the game, I would’ve been screaming about the refs too. Truly brutal stuff for Baltimore. But, oh well! That’s Tay-Voodoo at work and it’s a hell of a force. 

But anyway,

Taylor of course looked fucking STUNNING, showing out for the first game of the season like the hottest WAG in the building. Denim on denim with the maroon leather thigh highs, good LORD. Her shorts are also by the brand “Grlfrnd” which is a fun little “fuck you” to all the haters out there spreading that stupid fucking “breakup document” around (Dante, Kevin). She’s here, she’s staying, and she’s fabulous. She was in the box with Donna and Ed Kelce (no Brittany Mahomes anywhere, interesting lol) and I’m sure she is thankful that the NFL only showed her on the screen when “necessary.” I think it was like 4 times in total. Don’t tell that to this fucking moron who I guess works for us? 

What an asshole lol. Tweet obviously deleted because how dumb are you? To tweet shit like that with Barstool in the handle? Newsflash, this is a Pro Taylor house. Don’t live up to the stereotypes, idiot. 

In other news, Gia and I have successfully made it past the first leg in our very first parlay. I guess I’m watching more football later!!