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What Would You Have To Get In Return To Make You Eat Shit?

It’s another episode of KFC Radio and today John Rich stopped by for a chat! Some may know him as a blogger, others may know him as the producer of the rundown, but he’s now also known as the guy who ate dog shit.

Unfortunately for John Rich I don’t think the “guy who ate dog shit” title is one that you’re able to shake off in a week…that’s one that will stick with you for some time, maybe forever. Hell, I still remember the kids who took shits in the urinal at school.

John Rich is a much braver man than I, or anyone else who’s currently reading this blog because I don’t think there’s another soul out there who would’ve gone through with this move (Probably for the best. Too many shit eaters would turn the world into anarchy). It has made me think, though. What would I have to get in return to pull the John Rich (social media post included)? We’re taking money out of this equation because of course we would all eat shit for a million 50 million a billion dollars. 

The act of doing it is so short that long-term whatever you get in return should theoretically have a bigger impact on your life, but then again something like losing your virginity has a bigger impact on your life than a lot of long-term things and that’s a shorter experience than eating shit.

I think if you put the reward right in front of us we’re all eating shit for less than we’re proud to admit. Front row season tickets for life to your favorite team? Mangia. Dinner with your favorite band? Why not. 5 seconds in the same room as Sydney Sweeney? Catch me at the right moment and it might be a yes.

I mean Stifler is one of the biggest dicks in movie history and he ate dog shit so someone else wouldn’t have to. You never 

know what you’ll do in the moment.

Want a podcast that isn’t dog shit but talks about it? Listen to today’s episode of KFC Radio.

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