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Daniel Jones Talking About His Glorious Beard Being A 'Game-Time' Decision Is Why Most Of Us Giants Fans Can't Trust The Guy

I'm not a big fan of telling other people how to dress themselves or how to do their hair. I understand the hypocrisy as a bald man and man who spends nearly 5 days a week in basketball shorts. But this? This is crossing a goddamn line. This is a make or break season for Daniel Jones. He stinks it up again and see ya pal. He plays somewhat decent and he might have another year. The only thing and I mean the only thing that can help him there is the beard. This guy? No shot at being a decent quarterback. 

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That's a guy who trips over himself running for a touchdown with no one around. Bearded Daniel Jones might run someone over. Forget Brian Daboll taking over the play calling, forget the Malik Nabers pick or trying to get some help around the offensive line, the beard is the biggest decision for the Giants season. The fact he even thinks it's a game-time decision has me pissed off. Look at yourself in the mirror, Daniel! You look great. You look different. You look the part, that's half the battle here. 

As far as I'm concerned the Giants are still alive for a great season. I want to believe, mostly because I miss watching football games that matter come December. I just want to get back to the days where they mattered. I don't care if it's ugly, I don't care if it's low scoring. Just give me wins again. It starts with the beard. Put down the razor, look at everyone telling you what to do and take the advice. 

Need another point? Look at Daniel Jones without the beard.

Can't win with that guy.