Scottie Scheffler Ends His Ridiculous Season With The Tour Championship, $25 Million And Burying A Reporter Who Dared To Ask About A Shank

Alright let's get it out of the way. It's the same exact thing as this: 

And you know what? Good for Scottie. Love seeing him show some emotion and personality outside of, you know, getting arrested. Also helps when you have this sort of season: 

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Pretty fucking good! But back to the shank real quick. Anyone who has golfed in their life before knows the feeling of a shank. You can't escape it. You know exactly what happened and can relive it the entire round. The worst thing is just asking 'what happened on that shank.' You asked, Scottie delivered. Guy wins another $25 million and has to deal with some dork asking him about a shank. Let the man be loose for a second, pal. 

I will say, they need to change the Tour Championship. I don't know the exact way to do it, but the whole staggered stroke starting position just sucks. We need more drama, obviously my initial vote is just do match play, seeded, find some sort of advantage for the better seed and give us a bracket. I'm just a bracket guy though, not a plans guy. I see a bracket and I'm immediately locked in.