Trashbag Philly Couple Accidentally Drives Their Range Rover Into The Schuylkill River While Doing It In The Backseat

Source - A horny Philly duo took "rocking the boat" to a whole new level when their steamy car session ended with a premature climax -- right into the river!

The unidentified pair were getting hot and heavy in the backseat of a 2020 Range Rover ... when one of them accidentally bumped into the gear shift -- sending them rolling into the Schuylkill River at 4:15 AM Wednesday.

Philadelphia Police confirmed the pair were indeed "enjoying each other's company" at the time ... and had a lucky escape by squirming out of the SUV while it was in the water, emerging unscathed from their steamy slip-up.

By 9 AM, the Range Rover was fished out of the river, with pics of the submerged car captured near the Strawberry Mansion Bridge.

The Photos....

God I love it. Imagine the panic once they realized the car had started rolling. **Extreme Philly accent. "Yo babe! Babe! The fuckin car is rollin'! Lemme pull out or we're going inta da Schuylkill!" What a disgustingly delightful scene that must've been. No charges have been filed so far, which I think is the right move. Embarrassment is enough of a punishment. As is being submerged in the shit-filled Schuylkill river. I wouldn't be suprised if they still stink. From my understanding the Schuylkill is basically the Charles River except it's never been cleaned up. 

Regardless, I'm confused as to how this happens in the first place. Doesn't your foot need to be on the brake in order to shift gears? And how could you reach the brake if you're in the back seat? The story just doesn't add up. Also what are you doing banging in a car at FOUR IN THE MORNING. I could not think of anything I'd rather do less. Oh well. Hopefully these two learned their lesson.