John Kruk Simultaneously Calling A Baseball Game While Cooking Trolls On Twitter Is Yet Another Reason Why The Man Is A National Treasure

Salute Kruk's Shorts, Ug Lee! How dare you come at the almighty legend that is John Kruk over…homerism? Good gravy. Yes, John Kruk, a man who spent the majority of his career and virtually all of his post-ball playing days in/around Philly and now works for The Fightins would be a Phillies fan. Is he outspoken and brash on air about it? Fuck yeah he is. Don't mess with Kruker during the game. Listen for that bell, Trolls on Twitter and/or hot dogs that randomly fall from the ceiling. It tolls for thee. 

Oh and the Phillies just beat up on the hottest team in the majors for the second day in a row. The Fightins are back-ish. Red October is very nigh… 

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It's a real damn shame X user Camp Counselor Ug Lee wasn't somewhat creative and compared Kruk to Donkeylips ", A damn shame, indeed. For the 8 people both old and have enough selective memory from childhood to get that reference, Godspeed. May Zeke The Plumber burn in hell.