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This Is The Most Chaotic Beer League Hockey Fight Ever, And Every One Of These Clowns Need To Retire

Fighting in men's league in general is a joke. Everybody playing beer league hockey sucks at the sport. I don't care if you played in college, had a quick stint in junior, or you couldn't even crack the powerplay lineup in high school. If you're playing beer league hockey, it's because there are at least hundreds of guys out there who are significantly better at the game than you are and still playing competitively. Meanwhile, you're playing at 10:30 at night on a Tuesday and have to get up at 5 for work the next morning. 

But if you're going to fight in men's league, there's a way for it to at least be a little honorable. You drop the gloves, you have two willing combatants, and you let some fists fly. You look like jackasses who are taking the game way too seriously since literally nobody else in the world gives a shit about your men's league game, but at least there's still some sort of code to your nonsense. 

What we just witnessed in that video? Well none of those guys should ever be allowed to touch a sheet of ice ever again. I mean holy shit, all of these guys did society a disservice by not injuring each other to the point where they can no longer play anymore. The rule should be pretty simple here--you swing your stick at another player's head, you never get to play again. Seems like a rule that everybody can get behind, and pretty easy to enforce. You become shunned from the game for the rest of eternity, and just get the live the rest of your life being grateful that for some reason you didn't get charged with attempted murder. 

I have no idea where this game is being played, but all I know is that every single one of these players in that video is the biggest disgrace to ever touch the ice. And that rink should be avoided at all costs if somehow they haven't banned every one of them from ever coming back yet. 

@JordieBarstool