No Justice At The Pokémon Masters World Championship After A Player Was Disqualified For Making A "Jerk Off Motion"

MetroUK - For Pokémon Trading Card Game fans, nothing is bigger than the World Championships. Despite all the effort involved though one of the favourites to win saw their dreams shattered this week, and all because of a hand gesture. According to Comicbook.com, [a competitor] was booted out of the competition for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct’. [The competitor's] disqualification has sparked discussion on social media about whether he meant it as something rude or if it was to symbolize a dice roll.

Augusta. Wimbledon. The Pokemon Masters World Championships. 

All prestigious places where etiquette and sportsmanship are the foundation of what put the sporting events at the top of their class. Breaking the rules set in place through years of tradition would be putting yourself above the game. Pokemon Gamer, Ian Robb, making a jerk off motion under the bright lights of the Pokemon World Masters Quarter-Finals has the entire sports world talking - which is exactly what the sport needs. 

The Pokemon world is split down the middle. Many are saying this guy clearly was making a dice rolling motion (dice are involved in this game), but those people are children watching a children's game. 

Who the hell celebrates a good dice roll with a dice roll motion? Anyone with a brain knows Ian Robb was talking that shit for doing whatever is good in a Pokemon tournament.

Kyrie Irving and Michael Vick flipping the bird to the crowd, even Randy Moss mooning all of Lambeau Field were targeted at the fans and they received lesser penalties (granted Joe Buck did want Randy Moss thrown in jail) than this Pokemon warrior getting DQ'ed in the biggest tournament of the year. Meanwhile, Ian Robb's shit talking has gotten more eyeballs on the Pokemon world than any other Pokemon athlete. 

I've been a fan of Pokemon since back when there were only 150 OG Pokemon, I even got into the expanded roster with the gold and silver editions … but what the fuck is this ? What happened to the game I loved? 

Charmander was obviously a lizard, Squirtle a turtle, so what in the flying fuck is a Regidrago? The name makes think dragon, but I've watched every season of Game of Thrones and I have no clue where this berry ass looking Pokemon begins or ends. I feel more lost than Stephen A Smith talking Pocket Monsters … 

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I'm ready for the year 2079 where we are all gathered around the hologram tv watching the most intense Pokemon duels the world has ever seen as we all laugh that the big 4 sports ever existed. All because Ian Robb dared to pretend like he was hulking his hogan on a live stream.