Defying All The Odds, Machine Gun Kelly And I Have Buried The Hatchet

There you have it. Less than 24 hours after the new rivalry was added to the official log of Barstool bad blood, the beef was squashed. Classic misunderstand between two dudes who are as dark and twisted in the head as they come. Everyone has that one friend who they didn't quite hit it off with when you first met, you clashed, maybe even got into a fight, but then you realized you're into the same shit and became best friends. That's me and Colson Machine Gun Kelly. 

If this feud wasn't on your radar, congratulations, you have a life. Cherish it. BUT, for those bored enough to care, this all started after I blogged MGK throwing out the first pitch at a Guardian's game. 

The headline is a little harsh, but I went to blog school with professor Dave Portnoy and can't be having vanilla headlines. This blog was tweeted out and found its way across the desk of MGK. 

Safe to say MGK was not happy, but if he clicked on the blog, you'd see that I thought it was cool he threw the ball out to a fan, I'm not a fan of doing a lame whacky buffet of bits, BUT I'm also not ashamed to admit I'm a fan of his pop punk music. It's like Blink-182 if all their music was about Percoset and not letting the devil make you depressed. It's a great time. 

I've even taken on the music purists on some music themed episodes of the Twisted History podcast (download, rate, subscribe) and put out the word that going to a MGK concerts was some of the most fun I've had at a concert. I realize he's not the fucking Beetles (yet), but doing a live show is all about being a good showman, and MGK was just that. 

Machine Gun Kelly low key dry snitched to Dave in his tweet, which got Dave to tell MGK to chill out on the Unnamed Show, which got MGK to read the article and realize half of the blog was glazing MGK and the other half was talking about how Grimace is fat and purple. A big nothing burger. 

Then to make fun of everything that happened, I wrote another blog where no one got the joke, and it only got people upset over a headline. 

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Now if you'll excuse me, my friend Machine Gun Kelly and I have plans to hangout tonight and see who can get the most sad. You wouldn't understand. No one understands two lost lonely boys like us.