Twitter Is Calling This Lad The "Head Gooner" After He Set A World Record For Listing Pornstars From A-Z

Everyday I see a video that makes me question humanity a little bit. Sometimes it's some incredibly graphic video on X that should not be able to be uploaded anywhere on the Internet period, other times it's a video of Mintzy doing something dumb. Last night it was this video of what they're calling the "head gooner" which may be the most 2024 term ever. While this level of memory is impressive when you apply it to something like KB does in geography, I may have to agree with the reply that says this guy shouldn't be able to vote in the upcoming election.

I immediately got flashbacks to 2020 when we had "The Porn King" on with the Chicago guys in the back of a Farmers Insurance office:

Then he sent out a challenge to Clem... who accepted?

And then lost?

What a company. Clem went up against Goliath and lost. Have to commend his effort though. At least those times were somewhat wholesome and in good spirit as opposed to whatever is happening here. This is just another story in the era of "brainrot" that we're in, which is basically terminally online children whose brains are being fried by memes. In another life, I'd be able to sit here and explain the various types of brainrot and how cooked we are, but you can probably just watch the video above of the "head goon" or whatever.

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A slight tip of the cap to this guy who apparently has set every gooning record that there is, many of which you can find on his TikTok page if you want more of this extremely riveting and not at all concerning content. I'm off to go wash my eyes and stay off the Internet.