Kanye West Ex-Chief of Staff Milo Yiannopoulos Claims Kanye is Severely Addicted to Nitrous, All Thanks to Evil Celebrity Dentist Thomas Connelly Who Kanye is Paying $50,000 Per Month to Supply Him With Gas

Note: Everything Milo said, and everything in this blog is alleged (although Milo appears to have provided a sworn affidavit, which means all his claims are subject to perjury). Sorry I probably don't need that part, I just know Kanye Wests PR team is definitely reading this. 

Hey guys, hope you're doing well! Hope Ye's titanium not-dentures are holding up nicely. Tell him that Vultures is growing on me.

Now if you would have told me a handful of years ago, back when I only knew Milo as being a gay political commentator who was once fired for condoning pedophilia, that someday I'd start a sentence with "Kanye West Ex-Chief of Staff Milo Yiannopoulos...", and that sentence would be factual... I would have said, "Yeah that sounds like the direction Kanye is probably heading".

But if you would have told me Kanye West would be paying $50,000 a month to a money hungry dentist/nitrous oxide merchant who's in bed with the Mexican Cartel, I would have said, "Only 50k? That actually seems kind of light." 

Kanye West has always been, and likely always will be my favorite musical artist. And on top of that, he's a great guy. Just kidding. He's one of the worst guys out there. Not Hitler bad or anything. But bad enough to think Hitler might not be that bad. Which is pretty bad all things considered. He also just seems like an overall rude person. 

I'm an admitted drug guy. One of the bigger drug guys at Barstool I would imagine. But I have zero frame of reference with nitrous. It seems like it would have been right up my alley back in my heyday, but I never got into jam band music, and I never had any dentist friends. I also only recently learned that some smoke shops sell those little nitrous oxide cannisters openly over the counter. But having a nitrous addiction seems like an absolute BEAR. Considering the high lasts maybe a few minutes? How does one even keep up with that? Financially and logistically? The pictures you see of people who are deep into it are sneaky some of the saddest drug pictures you'll come across. I'm not even talking about the dead-eyed, half their brain missing nitrous addicts themselves. I'm talking about shit like this. 

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What a massive inconvenience that must be. But I suppose if you're a man of Kanye's wealth and status, and you've decided to fully punt on your mental health and just lean into the skid, and you have a dentist who's side hustle is getting rappers addicted to laughing gas, who is willing to be at your beck and call 24/7, essentially following you around with a tank you can take little puffs off of it like it's a nicotine vape (which by the sounds of things is pretty much Kanye's exact situation). Then maybe that's a little more manageable. Not health wise. But at least you can fit someone in your passenger seat.

If Milo is correct about evil dentist Thomas Connelly, and he's in fact responsible for dragging Kanye down, then he must be stopped immediately. Anybody standing in the way of Kanye making more music and designing hilarious outfits must be stopped. Normally that person is Kanye himself, which makes for a bit of a paradox, but if Thomas Connelly is indeed a negative outside influence, then good for you Milo. Let's bring this fucker down together. Just let me know what I need to do.

But before I get into the accusations, if you don't know who Thomas Connelly is (I had zero clue until today), he fancies himself the "Father of Diamond Dentistry". He's a celebrity dentist who specializes in drilling diamonds into celebrities mouths. His clients include Kanye, Lil Yachty, Post Malone, and Odell Beckham Jr., among others. 

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Ironically enough, he's the man who surgically installed Kanye's diamond teeth (not dentures). The New York Times even profiled him once. 

He's also comically jacked to the point that it's off-putting. Body building-type jacked. A man of steroids, if you will.

The story Milo has been telling on Twitter today about this roided-out dental surgeon, which includes a full affidavit he posted in its entirety, is as we say at Barstool Sports, wild.

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I listened to Milo read the entire thing. In short, as you've seen in the tweets, Milo is accusing Connelly of infiltrating Kanye's life by getting him hooked on nitrous gasses. Milo claims he targeted Kanye as a mentally unstable patient with endless wealth who he could get hooked on drugs and milk for all he's worth. Just a few highlights from the affidavit include:

- Thomas Connelly transporting 4 surgical sized cannisters of gas into Kanye's home in a single afternoon
- Kanye paid for Connelly to move into his apartment building so he could "better keep an eye" on him
- Connelly proposed a plan to install personal nitrous oxide use systems at Yeezy HQ
- Connelly made references to "putting Kanye under" as in "under full anesthesia" for no medical purpose as if it were part of a daily routine
- A staff member saw Kanye self-administer nitrous gas, unclear whether or not a regulator was being used, or if it contained the presence of oxygen at all
- Kanye is constantly "in-and-out of the mask", and his directives have become incoherent and contradictory

That's genuinely so sad. To see anybody go that far down the rabbit hole of a drug like nitrous. A drug that will destroy the shit out of your brain. Aside from that, there were several non-nitrous related claims made regarding Connelly:

- A sale of $1 million in stolen Yeezy Gap merch was attempted out of a warehouse belonging to a close friend/patient of Connelly
- Connelly charges celebrities for natural diamonds, then proceeding to install cheap lab grown diamonds in their mouths (15,000% price difference) 
- Connelly owes $2 million to a Mexican drug cartel who funds his surgical practice in Beverly Hills and uses it to launder money 

- Connelly sent text messages inquiring about paying $200k to intimidate Milo out of going through with this affidavit   

Can't help but this the Mexican Cartel isn't going to be too happy about this affidavit. Can't help but think there's gonna be a handful of rich athletes and celebrities knocking down his door after getting their diamond teeth tested to find out Connelly up charged them 15,000%. 

If you listen to Milo explain the affidavit, he does seem to truly care about Kanye's well being (along with having a deep, deep hatred for everything about Thomas Connelly). Even after Milo left Yeezy, he urged employees to step up and do anything at all about the situation.

At this point Milo is tweeting so much it's hard to keep up with. There's another Yeezy employee who goes by the name of Eric Cui, who Milo puts just as much blame on for Kanye's mental demise as he does Connelly.

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I watched that Post Malone video about 50 times in a row. It's deeply unsettling. Especially paired alongside Amy Winehouse.

All jokes aside, the story of Kanye West has been bordering on tragic (if not already there). The man is a genius in so many ways. As a fan of his music, I want to think there's a good side to him, and that he at least occasionally means well. He's just so far gone at this point. And as fucking crazy as Milo can be at times, I certainly don't agree with him on many things, good for him for stepping up and saying something (assuming he's correct, which I'm inclined to believe he is). 

Not that you can say Thomas Connelly is fully responsible for Kanye's mental instability. Kanye is responsible for his own choices. He's been on and off his meds for as long as I've know who Kanye West is. It seems like he's always stuck between, "Do I take this medication that keeps me sane, but stifles my creative ability?" or "Do I go off my meds, lose my fucking mind, say some crazy Hitler shit, alienate everybody, but make a hit album that brings in millions of dollars?"

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It seems like he's been back and forth between that for so long, while at the same time self-medicating with whatever illegal drugs seem to be working at the time. That can maybe work for a while. But you can only keep it up for so long before your brain goes entirely to mush, and you reach the point of no return. I hope he can get his shit together. I wouldn't hate a few more albums. I'd like to see him make some more bat shit stupid looking outfits that he somehow manages to convince the fashion industry are legitimate works of art. I'd like to see his children have a halfway stable father. 

Maybe this affidavit will make some of the "yes men" at Yeezy take control of the situation… if that's even possible to do when dealing with Kanye, who will simply fire you on the spot if he doesn't like what you're telling him. Tough situation all around. Fuck Thomas Connelly. 

P.S. Snuck in all of Milo's tweets was that Kanye has a dream of making porn? That should be fun.