Mondo Duplantis Made Winning A Gold Medal Cooler By Having The World Find Out He's Dating A Model, Both Go Viral For His World Record
Apologize for being a couple hours behind here but I just got to Chicago for the Barstool Summer Games. That's how you plug right away, folks.
Have to take a quick moment to talk abut Mondo Duplantis. Actually, let me clarify. Have to talk a quick moment about Mondo Duplantis' model girlfriend who instantly made winning a gold medal cooler. The dude already had the world record, he broke his own world record, which I assume just instantly makes you cooler. And don't get me wrong, getting a gold medal is awesome. You dedicate your whole life for that moment. But Mondo is going to win a bunch of gold medals, at least he should. You win gold, you set a world record (again), you suck face with your girlfriend while 65k cheer you on and then everyone realizes you're dating a model. Even better is when she posts this video which is going viral:
Yeah, that'll do it. I know people want him pole vaulting for the USA since he's from Louisiana, but he chose Sweden because of his mom. Better reason than a lot of people I know cheering for England in soccer or Italy in anything. That's not the point of this blog though. It's that moment the world finds out a pole vaulter is living a dream life. Again…
This is also how you one-up a pole vaulter who goes viral for his dick and balls knocking the bar over. Easy to get lost in that sort of story, until Mondo and Desire show up and deliver a movie-esque kiss for the world to see. So shout out Mondo Duplantis. Anyone can win a gold medal. Not anyone can win a gold medal, have a model girlfriend, set a world record and both go viral.
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