Influencer Is Going Viral For Saying That "Sex Doesn't Count As A Body If It Lasts Under Three Minutes Or A Condom Was Used"

Let me start off by saying that I can't stop watching this clip. And listen, the title is worded the way it is because I have no idea how to describe this woman other than influencer, or "Lil Baby's baby mama" which means very little to most of the readers on this blog. If you want her self described bio, it's owner, founder, and executive producer of some various stuff you can find on her Instagram if you're curious. Regardless, she has 9 million followers on the platform and regardless of what you think about her or this clip, a lot of people seem to be listening. Meet Jayda Wayda?

Anyway, onto the clip. This may be some of the greatest 17 seconds on the Internet, simply because the debate of "body count" is one that feels like it's super millennial and Gen Z. Did anyone really care about that 30 years ago before dating apps and social media were a thing? Can we at least set some realistic standards? 3 minutes?! Safe sex doesn't count?! I don't know if Roman swipes are still a sponsor of the program, use code BARSTOOL at the checkout if they are, but their sales have to be skyrocketing after the Jayda Bible told men everywhere that 3 minutes wasn't good enough. 

Your choice is either that or to become a kegel expert like the trends in the last few years. A quick YouTube search shows a bunch of physiotherapy techniques you can use to become a potential suitor of Jayda Wayda if you need to work on endurance:

Good luck out there fellas.