Twitter Simps Are Calling For Mackenzie Dern To Put Them In An Armbar After She Made Weight For Her UFC Fight Today

What do you do when pageviews are low? Easy, you find what the men on Twitter are simping over that day and write a blog about it. Today is UFC Fight Night in Abu Dhabi, and while the main event might be all about Cory Sandhagen vs Umar Nurmagomedov, the real viral tweets are coming from Mackenzie Dern. We've written about Mackenzie Dern a la Robbie Fox blog a few times on here:

Submission specialist indeed. Today she fights Loopy Godinez, and while Vegas thinks it's going to be a tough challenge, I'm firmly on team Dern today. Robbie Fox called her everyone's favorite international fighter (she hails from Brazil), and I'm going to go out on a limb and agree with that statement. A good luck is firmly in order, and if she manages to finish Godinez, there's *checks notes* 25,000 Twitter users that are next in line to voluntarily be armbarred if she needs some practice. I'll just sit on the sidelines and give you a Malcolm Smutler slideshow and be on my way:

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Go Mackenzie go!