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Simone Biles Continues To Make The Haters Sick By Winning Another Gold Medal And Her Second All Around US Olympic Gymnast Title

I would love to know the feeling of dunking on my haters, and literally being the fucking best at everything I do. Simone Biles is the definition of "putting your money where your mouth is." MyKayla Skinner is off somewhere FUMING to have absolutely nothing negative to say about Simone (not that her negativity was about her, to be fair) and it has to be killing her that she just continues to get buried by her own words. After the drama yesterday, and MyKayla's rash decision to BLOCK Simone on instagram, it's got to feel bad being reminded over and over that you fucked up. 

Drama aside, Simone moves in a way that doesn't feel human. Her entire body seems to be made of springs and muscle, and I refuse to believe anything to the contrary. Its ART!!!!! Its SKILL! It's PERSEVERANCE!!!! Bravo, Simone, Bravo. Maybe if you're lucky, we'll get Reputation (Taylor's Version) tonight and you can REALLY celebrate. 

A second congrats to our fuckin girl Suni Lee for getting bronze!!! Suni Lee might have the best attitude I've ever seen out of the olympians. She truly looks to just be there for a good time, to win, and to keep the vibes high. What a great group of girls.