Anthony Edwards Hitting Serbia With A 'Suck It' Chop At The Olympics Is A Sign Of A Great American

Say what you want about Anthony Edwards, but bringing out the DX suck it chop always, always plays. I don't care if we're playing Angola, Serbia, Canada, or the select team, if you hit the world with a suck it, you're doing just fine. This is what I want from option 1 (in his own words). We know he's not option 1 on this team, but in his mind he might win gold medal in every Olympic sport known to man, but he's at least elite at celebrating. Joel Embiid couldn't do it mostly because Joel Embiid sucks on Team USA. He might be a mole. 

This is just another sign that wrestling is everywhere. I know I might be a 37-year old father of 2, but I will use wrestling whenever I can. The DX suck it chop is a perfect sign for people no matter where you are. I'd argue it's 1a in a draft right ahead of the Stone Cold double beer salute with a middle finger. No one has ever made a crotch chop as popular as DX. Let's watch the video. 

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Goddamn I love wrestling. All I know is I need Anthony Edwards to hit a Vince Carter dunk over Frederic Weis (Rudy Gobert) and hit him with the suck it. It plays no matter the time, place, age, whatever.