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Tua Tagovailoa Is Set For An MVP Season After Playing BOOM or DOOM with AJ & Big Justice at The Zach Bryan Concert

Like most people who are probably reading this, when I first saw A.J. & Big Justice at Costco playing 'Boom or Doom', I had a visceral reaction. Their content truly, truly made my day worse. I wanted A.J. thrown in prison. I wanted Big Justice sent to whatever the TikTok kid's version of those "pray away the gay" camps are so that he might snap out of whatever spell his father has him under and someday be able to live a normal, happy life. 

But now I'm fully under their spell. I've surrendered my brain to A.J., Big Justice, and The Rizzler. The people who say TikTok will rot your brain, they're talking about me in this exact situation. I used to read books.

In all seriousness I'm fascinated by them. I want to know what they think their content is. Are they social media geniuses? Did A.J. sit his family down at the dinner table one evening and say, "Look guys. I got this TikTok shit figured out. If we can make the absolute worst most cringeworthy, most impossibly bad videos the world has ever seen... If we stare into the camera with our big dead shark eyes and caterpillar eyebrows that just don't quit... If we can appear as lifeless on the inside as humanly possible. If we can speak in a way that no human being has ever spoken in real life before. Then within a few months our family's content will sweep the nation and we will become millionaires."

Then every night they go to bed laughing that people keep watching them. Or are they genuinely these people? Do they think these videos are good? Do they think people take them seriously? Do they not know that they're a big joke to the entire internet? Or are they not a big joke? Do people actually take them seriously? Is this what families are like nowadays? Is this a result of TikTok? I have no idea. 

Whatever the hell the thought process behind their videos is, it's working. They're backstage at the Zach Bryan concert with Tua Tagovailoa. All three of them with that signature Costco Family "smiling ear to ear like they're being held at gunpoint" look on their faces.

I think at this point I have no choice but think anybody who joins forces with A.J. & Big Justice is bound for greatness. Tua Tagovailoa is about to have an MVP season. He's gonna throw for 60 touchdowns and shout BOOM after each one. Everything that family touches turns to gold so bright and shiny it's hard to look at (but still can't take your eyes off for some unexplainable reason). They're the hottest family in the world. If democrats were able to vote for a candidate tomorrow, they'd probably vote for an A.J. & Big Justice ticket. Keep up the terrible work guys. I'll be here for all of it. 

P.S. If you don't think A.J. & Big Justice's faces are going to be ALL OVER the sidelines this college football season on those giant play cards with the pictures, you're kidding yourself