Cal Quantrill Yelled "You Jacked Off In A Fucking Parking Lot You Dumb Fuck” At Reese McGuire, Which Instantly Caused The Benches To Clear In Colorado

Holy Christ. Most hilarious video of the MLB this season and in a few seasons if you ask me. What a scene! So many questions … and I’m here to help you answer them. 

Why say jack off in a parking lot?  

Well … because Reese allegedly did. Then beat (pun intended) the charges. 

Now this is not the first time Reese has been trolled like this. 

But if you ask me yelling it to him face to face is such a bad ass move by Quantrill it’s fucking insane how funny it is. To flat out call him out like that. Balls of steel by Quantrill, which led to Reese's teammates standing up for him, which is what teammates gotta do no matter what you allegedly did in the past.

Quick story. When I was twelve playing hoops in the park one kid told another kid “hold my shit shitholder” as he went on the court. The kid was clearly the dominant in their friendship and I still laugh about it to this day. “You jacked off in a parking lot you dumb fuck” May have taken the cake for most rediculous comment/ insult I’ve ever heard.  Absolutely hilarious. 

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