Jennifer Lopez Celebrated Her 55th Birthday By Dropping A Thirst Trap That Nearly Broke The Internet

Happy 55th birthday to Jennifer Lopez, who woke up today and decided that it was time to go full viral thirst trap mode. And listen, I know you commenters hate when we say "nearly broke the Internet", or "broke the Internet", but how else do you describe a post that has 550k likes on Instagram in 40 minutes and 30,000 likes on Twitter?

The only person who seems to oppose is *checks notes* TraderSZ on Twitter:

And I don't know much about Jennifer Lopez beyond the base level of her being an A-list celebrity with a list of accomplishments only matched by Mintzy, but there's something to be said for being able to stay this relevant at the young age of 55. Some think that her and Ben Affleck are fully on the outs:

And I'm not an ordained minister, but spot a wedding ring in that photo above. But love may not be dead:

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But I also don't know many married women who are posting photos on their Instagram of that nature. Those usually serve as a reminder to what their estranged partner is missing out on. One man's trash, many many many men's treasure. 

Obligatory J-Lo slideshow that would make Malcolm Smutler proud:

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Viva Mexico indeed.